Sometimes the Bible doesn’t just speak — it swings. Proverbs 17:12 is one of the most savage verses in Scripture, and now it finally gets the humor treatment it deserves.
Front: “God really did say choose the bear…” Back: A hand-drawn bear holding a PICK ME sign, with the full verse below: “Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool bent on folly.” — Proverbs 17:12
It’s funny. It’s biblical. It’s painfully accurate. And yes — This Bible Slaps™.
Perfect for men and women who love Christian humor, bold Scripture, and shirts that preach truth without saying a word. Great for church events, youth groups, coffee runs, or anytime you need a little “biblical boundary setting.”
Part of the This Bible Slaps™ Collection — bold Christian humor dropping regularly.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001). - Durable structure: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar with seam. - Printed graphics using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details. - Retail fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort and easy layering. - REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with fair-labor standards (sourced from Honduras).
Every Slinging Scriptures product is individually made to order, meaning we don’t hold backstock. This allows us to reduce waste and ensure each item is crafted fresh just for you.
Most orders arrive within 9 days, but during peak seasons and high-demand periods, please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery.
We deeply appreciate your patience and support — your order is more than a purchase, it’s part of our mission to spread God’s Word.
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