Collection: THIS BIBLE SLAPS™
This Bible Slaps™ is where Scripture gets real — funny, blunt, bold, and surprisingly relatable. God didn’t hold back in His Word, and neither do these shirts. This collection highlights the spicy, sarcastic, savage, and downright hilarious moments tucked into the Bible, all wrapped in retro pop-art comic style.
Every design brings personality, truth, and a wink of humor, whether it’s a proverb calling someone out, a moment where a prophet fires a holy roast, or a Jesus one-liner that hits harder than any meme online. These are the verses that make you go, “WAIT… the Bible actually says that?!”
Each piece is intentionally crafted to spark joy, laughter, and conversation — not just about humor, but about Scripture itself. These designs are perfect for youth groups, dads, moms, young adults, church events, or anyone who loves the Bible’s unexpected boldness.
If you're looking for a Christian apparel line that’s clean, funny, and packed with truth…the Bible slaps harder than anything else out there — and now your shirt can too.
Explore our full This Bible Slaps™ Christian humor collection — funny Proverbs shirts, sarcastic Scripture tees, and bold Christian graphic designs that believers actually love to wear.
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Funny Christian Pop Art Shirt — Proverbs 11:22 (This Bible Slaps Collection)
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Stop Nagging — Proverbs 25:24 Pop-Art Tee | Unisex Heavy Cotton Christian T-Shirt
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Choose the Bear — Proverbs 17:12 | This Bible Slaps™ Christian Humor Tee
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I’m Not Rude — I’m Obedient to the Word™ | Proverbs 20:19 | This Bible Slaps Christian Tee
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Proverbs 26:17 “Mind Your Business!” Graffiti Christian Tee — This Bible Slaps™
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Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys — Proverbs 14:7 | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Christian Humor Shirt
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Corner of the Housetop — Proverbs 21:9 Pop-Art Tee | Unisex Heavy Cotton Christian T-Shirt
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Facebook Marketplace Be Like… — Proverbs 20:14 Comic Tee | This Bible Slaps™ Christian Humor
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Need an Ark? I Noah Guy | Christian Humor Jersey T-Shirt — Genesis 7:15
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Certified Walk-Away Specialist — Proverbs 14:7 — Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Christian T-Shirt
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You Can’t Fix Stupid — Proverbs 27:22 | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Christian T-Shirt
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Grab Your Purse — Buy a Sword | Bobby Hill “Don’t Touch It” Tee (Luke 22:36)
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