Part of This Bible Slaps™ — bold Christian humor that hits harder than a lowball offer.
Front:
“Facebook Marketplace be like…” 😒
Back:
A full comic strip straight from Proverbs 20:14 — the frustrated seller on the left, the bragging buyer on the right, and the verse that has been true since long before Facebook Marketplace existed.
“It’s no good, it’s no good!” says the buyer—
then goes off and boasts about the purchase.
If you’ve ever listed something online, you’ve lived this verse. The Bible literally called out lowball buyers thousands of years ago.
And that’s why this shirt is part of This Bible Slaps™ — Scripture that hits hard, in a hilarious way.
Soft, breathable, and printed on a premium unisex Bella+Canvas tee.
Wear it when you list items, pack orders, or need the reminder that God really did see it all — even Marketplace buyers.
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Sleeve and neck prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods for clear, detailed artwork
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; available fabric blends for heather colors
Part of This Bible Slaps™ — bold Christian humor, dropping regularly.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
