Grab Your Purse — Buy a Sword | Bobby Hill “Don’t Touch It” Tee (Luke 22:36)

Grab Your Purse — Buy a Sword brings quiet humor and bold confidence together in one easy-to-wear tee.
On the front, a child silhouette stands steady with a raised sword under the direct, unforgettable line:

GRAB YOUR PURSE
BUY A SWORD

Turn around and the back does the talking for you — pairing Luke 22:36 with the legendary Bobby Hill quote “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” It’s clean, funny, and just the right amount of confrontational.

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight jersey tee feels soft against your skin and breathes easily through warm or layered days. The retail-fit crew collar, side seams, and shoulder tape keep the shape right where it belongs, wash after wash. Tear-away labeling means no itching at the neck — just simple comfort and a great fit.

Whether you’re wearing it for laughs, for Scripture, or for a little of both, this one settles effortlessly into everyday life:
a bit irreverent, a bit protective, and always ready to make a statement without saying too much.

Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable

• Construction details: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for long-term shape

• Crisp DTG or DTF print for silhouette art and back text

• Retail crew fit with tear-away neck label for comfort

• Ethically sourced blanks (Bella+Canvas), REACH certified

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over print.

| Part of the This Bible Slaps™ Collection | This Bible Slaps™ — Funny Christian Shirts & Savage Scripture Pop-Art – Slinging Scriptures

Learn how to care for your faith-filled apparel with our Holy Guide for Christian Clothing. Holy Guide for Christian Clothing – Slinging Scriptures